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i want to read fanfiction but i also want to sleep do you see my problem


dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING


animedads:

take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty


anyone who says they like chemistry is obviously lying



translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana


snowongallifrey:

a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen


tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

the gf  

true as fuck zodiac

  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini

i had a really weird dream last night where i was in like this apartment complex that had both angels and demons on this one floor and i lived with the angels but i kept sneaking out and hanging with the demons but the only demon that was ever there was coulson and he kept giving me chocolate ice cream



jerkidiot:

in one of The Giver trailers, the narrator literally says “In a world where love is forbidden, they will fight to bring it back.” like okay that’s not what the book is about at all


mb  dumbasses  haarp  

N a t a s h a  R o m a n o f f    B l a c k  W i d o w

Truth is a matter of circumstances; it’s not all things to all people all the time. Neither am I. It’s a tough way to live. It’s a good way not to die though.

nr  

Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend.

cap